这是美国CBS 60 Minutes (六十分钟 )主持人 Andy Rooney对40岁以上的女人的看法:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?"
She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game,
she doesn’t sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it,金牌娱乐, they won’t hesitate to shoot you
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝于夸奖 (不管是不是实至名归 )
They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40,金牌娱乐.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.
They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one,金牌娱乐.
You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!